About Couch Crasher
Couch Crasher is an unapologetically heavy indica-leaning hybrid that delivers exactly what the name promises. Built for nighttime sessions and stress-free shutdowns, this strain is all about physical weight, calm breathing, and sinking into the moment.
The buds are dense and resin-rich, releasing an earthy, musky aroma layered with sweet funk and subtle spice. On the inhale, Couch Crasher leans sour and citrusy before settling into a rich, earthy kush finish. With THC levels commonly testing between 25% and 32% THCA, the effects come on strong — beginning with a light mood lift before rapidly transitioning into deep muscle relaxation and sedation.
This is a strain best reserved for evenings, recovery days, or anyone chasing full-body relief rather than mental stimulation.